Pedestrian’s Guidebook: School Dances September 14, 2006
Posted by arick in Pedestrians' Guidebook, School.trackback
Okay, when was the last time I did one of these? Too long ago.
On School Dances
School dances probably cause more drama in a life than any other event. This is true. There are two major dances that cause the most drama: HD (Homecoming Dance) and P. Thus, students often in the beginning of the year feel HDD (Homecoming Dance Drama) and then at the end of the year feel PD (Prom Drama).
Dances are are fun, though! Despite the large amount of drama caused by the dance, the dance itself is fun. Lot’s of music. What is common in big dances is the formation of several DCs (Dance Circles). These circles often consist of five or more people. Even more often, only one person per DC can actually dance. All other members either mimick the DC “leader” or pretend to dance.
That’s high school for you: appearances. Much like the idea of appearances that arose in the Renaissance. Everything about high school is about appearances. Thus, when you appear to be knowing what your doing, people think you’re smart. Or, in this case, if you have the appearance of dancing, then you’re dancing.
Much of the source of school dance drama is caused by asking somebody to go with you. Well, to remedy this, go stag. You won’t look like a loser, don’t worry. However, if you wish to go with somebody… then go. The more you think about it, then the more nervous you get. Ask, don’t think. High school dances aren’t necessarily about thinking, that causes too much drama.

um… Arick… are you really comparing the Italian Renaissance to a high school dance? But you certainly got the drama part right! Dram everywhere!
Well take it from me…. i guess you can call me an “X cool kid?” no, how about an “x stuck up piece of shit who has zero regard for any one worth a damn and lacks self respect along with the respect for others” ? hmmm yes…. that it (or very close) and yes, i am a loner now and i love it. I mean if im not with my g/f im more than likely sitting somewhere alone thinking about how great the future will be (college, pre-med etc.) ha ha but about this dance crap. That is all it is! CRAP! i mean really, why the hell would u want to indulge in something as pathetic as homecoming. i mean seriously! you get a date, u go dance, and during the entire duration of the night all u hear is nosey popular kids talking about other stupid fucks who are all destined to go to UNM and study Physical Education. Steer clear of these gatherings known as dances. You could be doing something a lot mroe productive during a 6 hour time period.
Kewl site man…
keep up the good work man…….